Cloud: Today we are making Klack.
Cid: What the @#%& is KLACK?? Do you mean clack?
Bakura: I'm lost....
Cloud: Goody my citchen helper is here. You remember the recipe right?
Bakura: What...What is Clack?
Cid: Crack + Cloud = Clack...Therefore Cloud's crack = clack
Bakura: WHAT!?? We're making crack, but that's illegal!
Cloud: Klak, yum, not crack. Let's get started....Uh how do we start again?
Cid:How the @*^% would I know?
Bakura: Oh dear. This is horrible just like Tristan's plans.
Cloud and Cid: Who's Tristan?
Bakura: Aw, never mind. Where's the recipe?
Cloud:I dunno.
"Manager Raya sneaks in, hands Cloud a paper, sneaks back out"
Bakura: Who was that?
Cloud: Oooooo, Clak recipe, neat.
Bakura: Are you listening?
Cloud: Clak, yum. I can't wait.
Bakura: *sigh* What now?
Cloud: We need all the ingredients for crack plus the secret ingredient.
Cid: #$*& secret ingredient.
Bakura: Let me see. *takes recipe* The secret ingredient isn't listed on here.
Cloud: Let me think...Hmmmm..I can't remember.
*manager Raya sneaks in, whispers "The secret ingredient is JENOVA cells", then sneaks out again*
Cloud: JE....NO.....VA cells...Oh ya.
Bakura: *frantically pouring stuff into a boiling pot* that's everything...but where do we get JENOVA cells?
Cloud: *thinks then gets an idea* The buster sword has some on it from beating up Uncy Sephy!
Cid: I gotta better idea *pushes Cloud into the pot*
Cloud: mmmmm clack....
Bakura: *whines* all my hard work.....
Manager Raya: *comes in and sees the mess* rrrrrrrrrgh....You'll have to try again tomorrow...


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