In Amy's kickass office fit for a slob....
Amy: *sleeping wakes up* Coffee, need coffee...CLOUD!!!!!!!!
A long time(according to Amy but really it was three seconds) passes
Amy: CLOUD....I'VE GOT CLACK....This doesn't seem to be working...
Meanwhile in the basement armory....Yes still
Cloud: Cloud?! *straing intently at a suit of Medieval armour* It has Clack?! *attacks it with the buster sword to no avail*
Back in the office
Amy: Time for a new plan...VINCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: *comes in* What is it now, I made the stupid clack yesterday so you can't expect me to do it today.
Amy: I'd never be that cruel. I need you to make me a big cup of Cappucino.
Vincent: I don't think so, but I'll find the mffm chef for you.
Amy:If you intend to go into the basement, you need a tracking device.
Vincent: Why?
Amy: Raya and Bakura are already lost down there.
Vincent:......Okay......
Amy: Mikko!!!
Vincent: *says something extremely out of character*
Mikko: VIIINNNNYYYY You'll look so cute*puts a collar around his neck.
Meanwhile elsewhere in the basement...
Raya: I'm sure we take a left turn here.
Bakura: But the sign says to go right...
Raya: I put that sign there to confuse..or was to guide people..or was me who put it there at all?
Mysterious voices: kheehee Raya: Uhh? This way..*drags Bakura in the direction of the voices*
Elsewhere in the basement..
Vincent:*enters the armoury* .....Stupid Fangirls...
Cloud: *talking the armour he was battling* No Mr. Armour!!!! oh Hello Valentine!
Vincent:................
Cloud: Will you help me fix Mr. Armour?
Vincent:If you do something for me first.
Cloud: CLOud?*lowers in pitch as he pronounces the word*
Vincent: Make coffee for Manager Amy.
Cloud: But that's something for her not for you...Oh brain hurts..okay I'll do it.
*go to citchen. CLoud makes "coffeee". Vincent is to busy bitching to notice that Cloud doesn't actually know how to make coffee. They take the concotion to Amy's office and give it to her*
Amy: It looks like sh*t! It smells like sh*t! EWWWWWW!!! CLOUD?! What the f*ck?
*Splashes the "coffeee" on cloud*
Cloud: *very distressed* Cloud!!!!!!!!!*he can't see so he runs around and runs into Vincent*
Amy: OOOOHHHHH SSSHHHHHH******TTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikko: *who's in the hallway walks in* VVVVIIIINNNNNNNYYYYY!!!! WHAT HAPPENED???
Amy: Uh, um, you see, well,.......Swords?
*Cloud and Vincent have melded into one due to cloud's concoction*
Mikko: Vincent and Cloud melded together? Oh no now there's Clincent!
Amy: Two for the price of one.
Mikko: What that's supposed to mean? I want VINNY BACK!!!! and where's Bakura?
Amy: Why don't you go play with one of your other bishonen?
Mikko:VVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBAAAAAKKKKUUUUURRRAAAAA!!!!!!
Amy: I know where Bakura is, really. I'll show you. Maybe, he can help Vincent oops I mean Clincent.
Mikko: You better not be lying..or else the bishonen have a new sacrifice.
Amy:Fine Fine Let's go *thinking: I'll lose her in the basement khee hee*
Elsewhere, in the basement Raya and Bakura are teid up while a bunch of forest imps converse with one another...
Bakura: Well, jolly good plan you had there.
Raya: Why thank you, but for now our story is to be continued
Bakura:What does that mean?
Raya:You're holding up the end *knocks Bakura out*
BUM, BUm, Bum, bum.....To be Continued


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