This is a telephone conversation:
Bob: 8-) (sunglasses) Hi Mike!
Mike: =O who's this?
Bob: =D You don't know me. I'm just a gay guy looking for a reason to live.
Mike: O_O ok...
Bob: =D I'm gonna go kill myself after I finish raping this dog!
Mike: O_O Oh my God...
Commercial: (guy with glasses): I'm a nerd and a virgin so n=buy this kind of condoms.
Mike: O_O Oh my God...
Bob: You're next hottie ^_~
Mike: O_O Oh my God...
Bob: =D God is good to put someone on earth as hot as you! Rowr!
Mike:O_O Oh my God...
Bob: ^_~ You really should wear those tight red leather pants more often...
Mike: O_O ew....
Bob: =D I have friends you know!
Mike: ...Who would be your friend?ô_o
Bob: =D Kirby the sheep, he's great in bed...
Kirby: (sheep) baaaa
Mike: O_O Oh my God...
Kirby: baaaa
Mike: =( I agree with you he's a nutcase...I mean, sex with sheep...
Kirby: baaaa
Mike: D=< No, talking with a sheep doesn't make me gay...just insane.
Kirby: baaaa
Mike: >_< damn sheep!
Kirby: baaaa
Mike: *rolls eyes* oh I'm scared...